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I dont know these girls but we've got some mutual friends and one of them brought up this blog they made. For reference its two girls, both above average as far as looks go.
It sounded entertaining so she pulled it up to read. Initially it pissed me off and me and buddy were considering making our own blog with the sole purpose of getting a date with one of these girls and making it the worst possible fucking date ever. Like drive her somewhere, get hammered drunk so she has to drive, forget my wallet. Like Dane Cooks character in "My Best Friends Girl" lol.
Now that I've thought about it some more I've come to reframe it more as insight into the crazy ass logic chicks try to use and maybe can take some things away from it. Also, I'm seeing how most guys act and are doing shit that we preach to avoid here or how to get around and still have an awesome life.
Heres a few quotes for you guys from it....
"I just want to fall in to a love story or a Disney movie where Prince Charming shows up. Since when did it become so hard to find a boyfriend? I had a thousand of them throughout school!"
"HOLD ON TO YOUR YOUTH OR YOU WILL BECOME A CRANKY GRANDMA JUST LIKE ME WHO WANTS TO SWEAR OFF MEN ALL TOGETHER AND SURROUND HERSELF WITH 1,000 POODLES"
"He did have the audacity to booty call me earlier this week, though. The night before a very big day in my professional life with my boss coming to town from the mid-west to do an evaluation on me, which I had told him about numerous times."
The below ones shes talking about the same guy the whole time so I'll kinda link em all together here....
Physical: Tall, dark and GORGEOUS! Good style, nice tan and dark hair. He also has a really cute smile!
Personality: Excellent sense of humor, out-eats me and he clearly pays attention. (more on that in a bit)
Conversation: Easy to talk to, nothing was off-limits and he used the f word as often as I did. 3 gold stars for Magic Mike!
Everyone has flaws – here are things that I didn’t like: He doesn’t like cilantro and he doesn’t like his eggs undercooked at all. We discussed donuts and he seems to choose the most disgusting donuts in the box.
^seriously.... those were the fucking negatives your gonna disqualify him for!?!? WTF lol.
We stayed there for a few hours and time really flew by with him. When it was time to say goodbye – the jerk didn’t kiss me. Like whaaaa?? Amazing date and no kiss.
"i cried a little after one because the guy was a jerk, but i had a nice dinner and drinks so i couldn’t chalk it up to a total loss of a night"
^in another post she talks about this date. Dude buys her dinner, drinks, and hockey tickets and she complained because he didn't compliment her enough....
"awkward? i recently asked a guy if he’s ever done anal and he didn’t want to tell me. i mean…the subject came up organically but i guess i probably made that pretty awkward."
^how the fuck does anal come up "organically lmao?
Theres more on there but I'll leave those for you guys to checkout if your interested. I'm off to go learn how to do a tuneup on my car since I never learned when I was younger. Leveling up all areas of my life!
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on Sun Mar 17, 2013 4:07 pm, edited 1 time in total.